Fact sheet
- Title
- Doody Calls – Turd World War
- Developer & publisher
- Software Amusements (UK)
- Genre
- Comedy first-person shooter
- Platforms
- Any modern web browser: PC, Mac, Chromebook, phones and tablets. Keyboard & mouse, touch, or game controller.
- Price
- Free to play (sectors 1–3). Optional one-off $1.99 Supporter Pack.
- Players
- Single player with AI squadmates, plus online leaderboards
- Suitable for
- All ages: cartoon poo slapstick, no blood or gore
- Website
- www.softwareamusements.com
- Press contact
- info@softwareamusements.com
About the game
The Doodies have risen from the sewers, and only your squad stands between them and the Golden Throne.
Doody Calls is a full 3D first-person shooter played straight in the browser. Fight through six war zones: a sewage works, a battered high street, a blacked-out shopping mall, a flooded metro line, a desert launch site and an air force base. Each one is five "bowel movements" long, with a boss at the end.
The Doodies fight back with parachute drops from Poo-copters, Doody Tanks and jeeps, rocket-firing Plopper snipers and tougher dark breeds as the war goes on. Every so often the Golden Throne erupts in a Poonami of poo bombs. Later sectors bring the Giga Poo, a monster as tall as a building that only the Flush Nuke can stop.
Weapons include the Plunger-47, the Flush-12 shotgun, the U-Bend .50 sniper, the Poo-zooka and Air Freshener grenades. There are 200 ranks and 27 medals to earn, with online leaderboards to climb.
Under the hood is Glyph, a custom 3D renderer written from scratch. The whole game ships as a single self-contained web page.
Key features
Plays anywhere, instantly
No download, no install, no account. Desktop, mobile (portrait or landscape, foldables too) and Xbox/PlayStation-style controllers.Six sectors of chaos
30 waves across six hand-built war zones, every building enterable, with a boss at the end of each sector.The Giga Poo and the Flush Nuke
A towering boss that shrugs off bullets. Find the nuke case, arm it, then get clear before it launches.Poonami events
The Golden Throne erupts in a storm of poo bombs that hit players and Doodies alike. Take cover!Vehicles and air support
Doody Tanks, jeeps and Poo-copters, a lock-on Poo-zooka, and killstreak Air Freshener strikes.A dozen enemy types
From Squirts and Log Lobbers to Shadow Stools, armoured Iron Logs and swarming Sewer Slugs, plus "Dark" elites.Squad play
Three AI squadmates fight beside you. When one drops out, a new recruit joins.200 ranks, 27 medals
Career progress with drawn rank insignia, a medal cabinet and online leaderboards protected against cheating.Home-made 3D engine
A from-scratch 3D renderer with dynamic lighting, shadows, fog and reflections, which keeps up by adjusting detail on the fly.
Screenshots
1230×686 JPEG, captured in game. Click any image for the full-size file. Free to use in coverage of the game.
Logo & icon
Free to play, fair to pay
The first three sectors are free for everyone, with no adverts and no loot boxes. Players who want the rest of the war can buy the Supporter Pack, a single $1.99 payment that is theirs for good and works on any device with an unlock code.
The Supporter Pack includes
- Sectors 4–6, finale boss included
- Gold chrome weapon skins
- A server-verified ★ supporter badge on the leaderboards
- +25% XP and a 4th Air Freshener
- The exclusive Brown Ops Veteran medal
About Software Amusements
Software Amusements is an independent UK studio making browser games, emulators, synthesizers and interactive experiments. Many are built as single, self-contained web pages you can play instantly. Its labels include Mutation Software (Amiga) and releases for the ZX Spectrum Next.
Doody Calls is an original parody with no connection to any other game, publisher or trademark. Squadmates, lobby players and chat are simulated by the game; there is no real-time multiplayer.







