Doody Calls – Turd World War
Press kit · Brown Ops Edition

A fast, silly, family-friendly first-person shooter where the enemy is an army of angry poos. It runs in any web browser with nothing to install.

Fact sheet

Title
Doody Calls – Turd World War
Developer & publisher
Software Amusements (UK)
Genre
Comedy first-person shooter
Platforms
Any modern web browser: PC, Mac, Chromebook, phones and tablets. Keyboard & mouse, touch, or game controller.
Price
Free to play (sectors 1–3). Optional one-off $1.99 Supporter Pack.
Players
Single player with AI squadmates, plus online leaderboards
Suitable for
All ages: cartoon poo slapstick, no blood or gore

About the game

The Doodies have risen from the sewers, and only your squad stands between them and the Golden Throne.

Doody Calls is a full 3D first-person shooter played straight in the browser. Fight through six war zones: a sewage works, a battered high street, a blacked-out shopping mall, a flooded metro line, a desert launch site and an air force base. Each one is five "bowel movements" long, with a boss at the end.

The Doodies fight back with parachute drops from Poo-copters, Doody Tanks and jeeps, rocket-firing Plopper snipers and tougher dark breeds as the war goes on. Every so often the Golden Throne erupts in a Poonami of poo bombs. Later sectors bring the Giga Poo, a monster as tall as a building that only the Flush Nuke can stop.

Weapons include the Plunger-47, the Flush-12 shotgun, the U-Bend .50 sniper, the Poo-zooka and Air Freshener grenades. There are 200 ranks and 27 medals to earn, with online leaderboards to climb.

Under the hood is Glyph, a custom 3D renderer written from scratch. The whole game ships as a single self-contained web page.

Key features

Screenshots

1230×686 JPEG, captured in game. Click any image for the full-size file. Free to use in coverage of the game.

The Giga Poo towering over the Golden Throne in the Sewage Works
The Giga Poo rises Download
A squad battle against several types of Doody with a laser sight
Squad battle, Sewage Works Download
Poo bombs raining from the Golden Throne during a Poonami
Poonami incoming Download
Desert launch site with a squadmate, Doodies and the U-Bend sniper rifle
Area Number Two Download
Sewer Slugs, a Shadow Stool and an Iron Log charging down a metro platform
The Dung-derground Download
Night-time fight in a blacked-out shopping mall with a Toxic Doody
Royal Flush Mall Download
The title screen with the Doody Calls logo, options and career panel
Title screen Download

Logo & icon

Doody Calls – Turd World War logo
Logo, 760×222 Download
Doody Calls app icon
Icon, 512×512 Download

Free to play, fair to pay

The first three sectors are free for everyone, with no adverts and no loot boxes. Players who want the rest of the war can buy the Supporter Pack, a single $1.99 payment that is theirs for good and works on any device with an unlock code.

The Supporter Pack includes

  • Sectors 4–6, finale boss included
  • Gold chrome weapon skins
  • A server-verified ★ supporter badge on the leaderboards
  • +25% XP and a 4th Air Freshener
  • The exclusive Brown Ops Veteran medal

About Software Amusements

Software Amusements is an independent UK studio making browser games, emulators, synthesizers and interactive experiments. Many are built as single, self-contained web pages you can play instantly. Its labels include Mutation Software (Amiga) and releases for the ZX Spectrum Next.

Doody Calls is an original parody with no connection to any other game, publisher or trademark. Squadmates, lobby players and chat are simulated by the game; there is no real-time multiplayer.